Once upon a midnight dreary;
While Tanno pondered weak and weary;
She heard this tapping like a really loud tapping thing
Tapping loudly;
So she went to the door to see who was there;
But she couldn\'t open the door;
Because each dying ember from her fire place was rotting on the floor;
And all the ghosts of darkness sealed the door;
And also... The door was stuck.
So to her window she crept;
And then she tried to open it;
But it was stuck too;
Because of the evil ghosts, remember;
They used superglue;
That they got from the mall;
That one on Pembina;
You know?
And so;
Tanno remembered that she had a volume of forgotten lore that was curious;
Ao she tried to open the book;
And then she swore really loudly;
At the ghosts that took the care of superglueing the book shut;
So she ran in a circle;
And then this raven named Spok
Teleported into the room wearing a top hat;
For some reason;
And Tanno was like \"hey\";
And then we (the writers) quaffed the raven named Spok
\"Nevermore\"
And Tanno freaked out;
Because the raven named Spok was a brick disguised as a raven;
So Tanno picked up the brick named Spok;
And broke her window;
And then Tanno\'s friend came by;
And Tanno\'s friend\'s name was Jett;
And I, I mean, Jett, said \"hey, evil ghosts again?\"
\"yeah\" said Tanno;
\"\"You hit me with a brick named Spok\" said Jett;
\"Ok\" said Tanno
Then they went to 7-11;
And to this day, the brick named Spok is still sitting;
Still it is sitting;
stuck in Tanno\'s window;
And his eyes look really evil and scary;
Nevermore.

THE END!!!